Thursday, September 3, 2015

Rattlesnake:Parody of Poker Face

Since her last appearance in January, Taylor Crotalis has been working on a new album. Here's one of the songs from it.

Why can't you humans just respect me, please
Step past, please don't hit me, on your way, just leave me alone (Just listen)
If you want rodent control than just listen
And with your better health, no plague, your survey results glisten

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
It's getting hot, aggressive I am not
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
And you guys got, to have some good thoughts.

Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)
Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)

R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)
R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)

If you don't try to kill me dead none of us will be
A little cautiousness keeps safe you and me (Just listen)
You can go out of your bed without a gun
And you don't need to kill us snakes for fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
It's getting hot, aggressive I am not
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
And you guys got, to have some good thoughts.

Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)
Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)

R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)
R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)
(Don't disturb me)
(Don't disturb me)

It's not that I don't love you
You still need gloves, you.
But I don't want to be dying
Or just lying, on the interstate. Do you understand me?
I support your ecosystem
Won't attack, no I won't take you out
Do you promise this, this?
We snakes can be so marvelous

Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)
Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)

Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)
Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)

Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)
Don't disturb,
Don't disturb
Just don't disturb a rattlesnake
(plague gets to nobody)

R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)
R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)

R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)
R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)

R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)
R-r-r-rattlesnake, r-r-rattlesnake
(Don't disturb me)